Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Mallya Feat Virus....

Vijay Mallya : Ye kya hai??

Bewda Junior : Kingfisher ka bottle...

Vijay Mallya : Wrong.. Kingfisher apna bottle khud nahi banati....wo doosre ke bottle , pitcher aur mug me apna beer daalti hai... Life begins with kill..... beer... Drink or die.....Dont forget.... Har din UB Group me 5 lakh bottle bante hain.. usme se sirf 20 aapke ghar pe jate hain... Tumhare ghar pe......Who are those drinkers??? You !!!! You are the Kingfisher birds...

Mere khudke bete ne 20 saal tak beer piya......Talli.... he is a broken egg....

Ye Mallya beer zero gravity me space me bhi pee sakte hain.... mere bewde professor ne mujhe ye gift diya thaa...bola tha... wen u see the next bewda mallya... giv tht bottle to him.... this is a beer of excellence.... Pichle 30 saal se I'm waiting for the next Baba Mallya.....Kya is bewdo ki batch me hai koi Bewda Mallya....??? Jisko mai ye beer de saku????


Orange vs Apple

Hi Friends,

How have you being doing lately. Below is a combo pack of current events, Philosophy and general gyaan. Happy reading.

Acknowledgements to:
1) Time Magazine
2) My inspiration from Sachin
3) Frustration :)

Time stands frozen in front of Sachin Tendulkar. We have had champions, we have had legends, but we have never had another Sachin Tendulkar and never will.

When Sachin started, Michael Schumacher was yet to race a F1 car, Lance Armstrong had never been to the Tour de France, Diego Maradona was still the captain of a world champion Argentina team, Pete Sampras had never won a Grand Slam. Roger Federer was a name unheard of; Lionel Messi was in his nappies, Usain Bolt was an unknown kid in the Jamaican backwaters.
These are the broken eggs.. heheheheh ( Virus speech - 3 idiots)

But why am I saying all this. For heaven's sake, stop comparing oranges to apples.

There is a Sachin Tendulkar in each one of us. Just that our 2 1/2 sq. feet crease is different and we bat in our daily lives on a different pitch. Our hard (read smart) work and credentials can take us to new pedestals all the time.

Compete or die (Like Virus in 3 idiots) is the motto for most people today. Let me complete it - Compete, but with yourself :)

There is so much of Sachin in each one of us. Time to explore is now. Let me get back to batting :) My pitch awaits me.