when you are working in a stable org, looking for a new opportunity and found something in a smaller org where people are warning about stability Sinbad the sailor jahaj mein jab chala Mere yaar sun lo sun lo Dhundh raha tha ek nayi duniya ka pata Mere yaar sun lo sun lo Woho anjaani raahon mein tha o o Woho leharo ki baahon mein tha o o Sab ne kaha tha in samundaro mein jaana nahi Mere yaar sun lo sun lo Khwabon ke pichhe jaake kuchh bhi hai paana nahi Mere yaar sun lo suno Woho apni hi dhun mein raha o o Woho sunata tha dil ka kaha o o Usake the jo sapne Wohi usake the apne Aisa tha sinbad the sailor (sailor) Usake the jo sapne Wohi usake the apne Aisa tha sinbad the sailor (sailor) Usaka jahaj khila tufano mein Mere yaar sun lo sun lo Phir bhi na aayi kami usake armaano mein Mere yaar sun lo sun lo Wo deewana aisa hi tha o o Wo sapano ka hamrahi tha o o Usake the jo sapne Wohi usake the apne Aisa tha sinbad the sailor (sailor) Usake the jo sapne Wohi usake the apne Aisa tha sinbad the sailor (sailor) Wo kuchh paane ki chaah mein o o Wo badhata raha raah mein o o Gehara samundar tha unchi unchi lehren Mere yaar sun lo sun lo Kashtiya jin dekhi mushkil se thehare Mere yaar sun lo sun lo Woho saahil tak aa hi gaya o o Woho manjil ko paa hi gaya o o Usake the jo sapne Wohi usake the apne Aisa tha sinbad the sailor (sailor) Usake the jo sapne Wohi usake the apne Aisa tha sinbad the sailor (sailor) You are finally not able to convince your manager, then what? Daddy mujhse bola, Tu galti hai meri Tujhpe Zindgani guilty hai meri Saabun ki Shakal mein, beta tu toh nikla keval jhaag, jhaag jhaag... Bhaag Bhaag bhaag... Bhaag bhaag... Bhaag bhaag... Bhaag bhaag... Oh by god lag gayi Kya se kya hua Dekha toh katora Jhaanka toh kuaan Piddi jaissa choohaa Dum pakda toh nikla kala naag Naag naag , Bhaag... Bhaag bhaag DK bose, DK bose, DK bose bhaag bhaag DK bose DK bhaag Bhaag bhaag DK bose DK bose DK bose bhaag bhaag DK bose DK bhaag..

Your network is your net worth

Hi Friends,

No time to blog is actually a good sign :)Penning a very short one here.

Had realized this long ago, but it now happens to me more often than not. I Guess we are not zoozoo or Rajnikanth to do "everything" ourself.

Get things done !!

Your network is your net worth. The more you get things done, rather than doing things yourself, the faster you grow and learn. "Grow and let grow".

Again saying, if you do not agree, high time you change your opinion ;)

Cheers !!!
Nayan

Simple confusing lines....

Hi Friends,

How have you been lately??....Some simple stuff today.. which will clearly confuse you....

Famous lines by bus conductors... which may change everyone's life..... (if taken in the right context)

-> Everyone wants change, but no one wants to ever bring it....( koi chutta nahi deta)

-> Move slowly, not a problem... but please move ahead....( chala pudhe ... chala chala...)

Now comes the confusion.

We have been narrated the hare and tortoise story in school, teaching us that Slow and steady wins the "race". But friends, Life is not a race.... where you compete or die ( Source : 3 idiots)

Is life actually a race? Even if we don't agree, it happens in the real world.. eg. Relative rating, percentile marking..

Not sure if the move slowly move can be thought about by all....Well, you guys think....I've chosen the path which suits me ;)

Cheers !!
Nayan

Mallya Feat Virus....

Vijay Mallya : Ye kya hai??

Bewda Junior : Kingfisher ka bottle...

Vijay Mallya : Wrong.. Kingfisher apna bottle khud nahi banati....wo doosre ke bottle , pitcher aur mug me apna beer daalti hai... Life begins with kill..... beer... Drink or die.....Dont forget.... Har din UB Group me 5 lakh bottle bante hain.. usme se sirf 20 aapke ghar pe jate hain... Tumhare ghar pe......Who are those drinkers??? You !!!! You are the Kingfisher birds...

Mere khudke bete ne 20 saal tak beer piya......Talli.... he is a broken egg....

Ye Mallya beer hai...ye zero gravity me space me bhi pee sakte hain.... mere bewde professor ne mujhe ye gift diya thaa...bola tha... wen u see the next bewda mallya... giv tht bottle to him.... this is a beer of excellence.... Pichle 30 saal se I'm waiting for the next Baba Mallya.....Kya is bewdo ki batch me hai koi Bewda Mallya....??? Jisko mai ye beer de saku????

Cheers!!!
Mallya

Orange vs Apple

Hi Friends,

How have you being doing lately. Below is a combo pack of current events, Philosophy and general gyaan. Happy reading.

Acknowledgements to:
1) Time Magazine
2) My inspiration from Sachin
3) Frustration :)

Time stands frozen in front of Sachin Tendulkar. We have had champions, we have had legends, but we have never had another Sachin Tendulkar and never will.

When Sachin started, Michael Schumacher was yet to race a F1 car, Lance Armstrong had never been to the Tour de France, Diego Maradona was still the captain of a world champion Argentina team, Pete Sampras had never won a Grand Slam. Roger Federer was a name unheard of; Lionel Messi was in his nappies, Usain Bolt was an unknown kid in the Jamaican backwaters.
These are the broken eggs.. heheheheh ( Virus speech - 3 idiots)

But why am I saying all this. For heaven's sake, stop comparing oranges to apples.

There is a Sachin Tendulkar in each one of us. Just that our 2 1/2 sq. feet crease is different and we bat in our daily lives on a different pitch. Our hard (read smart) work and credentials can take us to new pedestals all the time.

Compete or die (Like Virus in 3 idiots) is the motto for most people today. Let me complete it - Compete, but with yourself :)

There is so much of Sachin in each one of us. Time to explore is now. Let me get back to batting :) My pitch awaits me.

Cheers!!!
Nayan

Physics re-invented

Dear Einstein and Newton,

Thou shalt be proud of me today, as I am leveraging your learning curve, redefining your laws to the current realities and human miseries.

Law of gravity (now WTF):
- > Law of universal WTF states that every massive WTF in the universe attracts every other massive WTF with a force which is directly proportional to the product of their Screw- ups and inversely proportional to the extent of the damage caused.

Laws of Motion (again WTF):
- > Every mind remains in a state of rest or uniform WTF (constant WTF) unless it is acted upon by an external unbalanced WTF.

- > Every WTF has an equal, but opposite WTF

Law of energy conservation (now WTF conservation)
- > The law of conservation of WTF is an empirical law of Human existence. It states that the total amount of WTF in an isolated system remains constant over time . A consequence of this law is that WTF can neither be created nor destroyed: it can only be transformed from one state to another. The only thing that can happen to WTF in a closed system is that it can change form, for instance low frequency WTF can become high frequency WTF.

Trust me, what's written here is the self explanatory truth of existence in scientific language.

Cheers!!
Nayan

Business principles re-defined

Serious piece of advice in a not so serious mode.

- Opportunity doesn't knock Twice. Everyone agrees and so do I. Why not knock doors of opportunity :)knock them more than twice.

- Samay se pehle aur receivable se zyaada, kisi ko kuch nahi milta

- Customer is king. We all agree. But then, we are not slaves either :) Get what you want, provided it is reasonable.

- You are not married to the company you are working with or the profession you are in. Hence, you can have more than one ( I'm not specifying what the company you are working with is )

- Risk to spiderman bhi leta hai.. mai to sirf businessman hu.

- If nothing goes right, you turn left :)

Cheers!!!
Nayan