Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Mallya Feat Virus....

Vijay Mallya : Ye kya hai??

Bewda Junior : Kingfisher ka bottle...

Vijay Mallya : Wrong.. Kingfisher apna bottle khud nahi banati....wo doosre ke bottle , pitcher aur mug me apna beer daalti hai... Life begins with kill..... beer... Drink or die.....Dont forget.... Har din UB Group me 5 lakh bottle bante hain.. usme se sirf 20 aapke ghar pe jate hain... Tumhare ghar pe......Who are those drinkers??? You !!!! You are the Kingfisher birds...

Mere khudke bete ne 20 saal tak beer piya......Talli.... he is a broken egg....

Ye Mallya beer hai...ye zero gravity me space me bhi pee sakte hain.... mere bewde professor ne mujhe ye gift diya thaa...bola tha... wen u see the next bewda mallya... giv tht bottle to him.... this is a beer of excellence.... Pichle 30 saal se I'm waiting for the next Baba Mallya.....Kya is bewdo ki batch me hai koi Bewda Mallya....??? Jisko mai ye beer de saku????

Cheers!!!
Mallya

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