Friday, August 20, 2010

Shit - Scope and importance

What I am writing now is simply in public interest and is not at all intellectual stuff ( nothing I write is actually intellectual ;) )

I often find my facebook friends raising concerns about me speaking about "shit" most of the time (Remainder is WTF messages) Whenever they see my status message, their laptop stinks of shit and my profile seems like a septic tank :) My status message seems more like a toxicology report most of the time.

But, today I want to put my 'shit'ty thoughts together and take shit to a whole new dimension.

Just in case you want to realize the value of shit, try not shitting for 2 days. Your brain, heart, limbs and everything else stops functioning. The asshole is the boss :) ( I'm not saying that the boss is an asshole always. Don't get me wrong for heaven's sake)

Talk to a person suffering from piles. He/she will tell you how important shit is & how important a perfect asshole is. On the flip side is a person suffering from dysentery, just too much of shit. Its very important to have the perfect volume of shit in your life. Nothing more, nothing less.

If you are pissed off with your job and you feel that you are doing shit, just think about the millions of people who are ready to clean similar shit and do not get any opportunities. Shit is inevitable and you need to be happy cleaning shit sometimes.

Its an old management lesson - Not everyone who puts you in shit is your enemy and not everyone who takes you out of shit is your friend. You all must have realized it at some juncture in your lives.

Just try categorizing shit in the broad categories below. Trust me life would be much simpler:
-> Controllable and uncontrollable shit - Controllable makes you feel more shitty.

-> High frequency low severity shit (HFLSS) & Low frequency high severity shit (LFHSS is most dangerous)

-> Maddening and normal shit

-> Multiple level ( like Inception) and single level shit

-> Incoming and outgoing shit ( Simple - If you get shit, you are forced to give shit)

-> In order of priority - already stinking , about to stink, will stink and impact others

-> How bad will it stink?

-> Other types which would be close to the above categories

Most important truth which no one can run away from is - You can take shit out of life, but cannot take life out of shit. Shit also then has a feel good factor.

Happy shitting.. ( Oops.. I meant reading..)



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  2. he he ;).. itna 'shit'ty blog kabhi nahin padha.... good shitting nayan.. lol.. I mean good going nayan...