Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Movies during performance review season

Upcoming movies especially during performance review ( read screw) season:

All these movies will be starring you manager, you and HR in guest appearance

Cause :
-> I know what you did ( not do) last summer - You turn from a silent spectator victim to an erupting volcano

-> Hike and Pay- Your manager and you discuss (You don't discuss, you plead and then crib)

-> (Ex)ception - Your manager tries doing a 'favour' on you only to retain you ( who will clean the shit otherwise?)

Effect:
-> 'Resign'eeti - When you are planning to resign

-> Hum paper daal chuke sanam -> Your plan is successfully executed

Next three are self explanatory:
-> Bakwaas Company

-> All Idiots

-> Angels and demons ( you don't even need to figure out who is the demon here)

Then during notice period:
-> Employee tum kab jaoge??

-> Once Upon a Time in "the company"

Songs in all these movies:
-> All is (in) well.... arey bhaiiyaa all in well....
-> Yedaaaa hone lagaaa huuuu....

I'm sure there would be 'n' no. of movies with the underlying meaning deep within.

Happy are those who are merely audience. Unfortunately ( why this word? every employee thinks he is unfortunate) most humanoids here are lead actors.

Jaago employee jaago!!
Cheers!!
Nayan

3 comments:

  1. Kya baat hai...Someones brain is working that too on month ends...Too gud

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  2. very good one ! keep more coming in....

    Couple of more movies..

    "I know what you did last year " (I know what you did last summer)
    "employee tu pagal hai" (Dil tow pagal hai)
    "2 gaaz cubical ke andar" (do gaz jamin ke nichey)

    lol

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  3. sahi hai yar... mast likha hai.."all in well.. ".. he he ...

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